this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”
Picture a woman in pop culture. - Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike. - Has a very recognizable voice. - Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is. - Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her. - Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her). - T H I C C
Who am I talking about?
oh my god
I thought of the incredibles lol
BOB DID NOT CHEAT
Is this post seriously saying that hugging someone of the opposite sex out of gratitude is cheating?? He was SO HAPPY to see his wife and that she was alive.
He was suspected of cheating which is what the OP says.
well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS
john mulaney is a horrible person. wake up guys. stop reblogging posts about him. stop supporting him. he is a despicable person. seriously. he SAW what they were doing to tyler and he did nothing. tell me, how is he better than a nazi?
well you see he was over there on the bench
Kinkassigner I have just exhausted my last batch of kinks and come to restock for the dry unforgiving summer ahead
Restocking kinks is incredibly important, you’ve come to the right place. I hope this Kink Forecast will help keep you hydrated during the summer, I can’t say they’ll cool you off though.
Obscure references to a specific webcomic known and regarded with infamy that although was incredibly popular and extensive in length often makes people sigh so fans must resort to making increasingly obscure content to get it out into the popular sphere without the common people seeing it for what it truly is.
Launching small rockets filled with eggs to release your rage.
Having the high ground in the bedroom.
Pet names that are unpronounceable and in ancient tongues and when said correctly you briefly phase out of existence, when you return something feels slightly off, like you’re in a nearly identical timeline, but then that feeling is quickly erased by the satisfaction you feel from going through this process.
Achieving immortality through consumption of children’s daily vitamins.
Cryptids being spotted, not in the woods, small towns or dark alleys, but in populated cities, taking the bus, sitting at coffee shops, and working as bank tellers.
Women wielding devastatingly sharp weapons.
Being turned to stone by Medusa, the one time, ultimate kink, your soul will be in ecstasy for all eternity.
what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard
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